A Letter

2 Jan

Hello, Cellulite. I do not believe we’ve ever been formally introduced. I see you’re slowly but surely making yourself at home on the back of my legs. I want to caution you to not get too settled. Your lease is up in April. You will be kicked out immediately upon Neely’s arrival. (The management may allow a week or two for you to pack up your belongings) Please make a note of this and don’t paint the walls.
Thanks,
Sarah

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